Dur.

Nostalgia.

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1-2, Freddy's coming for you....

Freddy Krueger's the name
You know my game
Elm Street's the place
You got the time
Listen to this
You'll bust a rhyme

Fred Krueger the myth
Or Fred Krueger the man
Doesn't matter cause I'm still
Rapping bout him understand?
So sit back Jack, I'm gonna bust a rhyme
Grab a hold of your friends, it's Krueger time!

It's time for Freddy
See I'm a popular guy
If you don't know yet
You're gonna find out why

With a place with Elm Street
Late one night
I know you like a ghost town
I wanted to fight
With a hat like a vagabond
Standing like a flasher
Mr. Big Time
Fred Krueger, dream crasher
Trying to find a girl to fit his fancy
Not once, not twice
But three times, Nancy!
All the people sleeping, snoozing and dreaming
While Krueger's on the corner of Elm Street scheming
Ha they better wake up and listen to this
Because the blades on Freddy Krueger's hands don't miss!

Don't fall asleep

One a.m. and Freddy's here
The real deal baby, the master of fear
When you see him coming down, stay away from the dark
Watch out for Freddy, he'll bust your heart
Two a.m. and Freddy's here
OThe real deal baby, the master of fear
When you see him coming down, stay away from the dark
Watch out for Freddy, he'll bust your heart

I'm here...

Even if our dreams or dream warriors fail
And Mr. Big Time, Freddy Krueger prevails
It was just prime time, I know you'll never forget
What he did to the girl with the TV set
But you can't stop Freddy looking cool as ice
Comes right back at ya to slash and slice
Like a jitsu blade, like a blender, he'll blitz
Fred Krueger's putting on the ritz

Three a.m. and Freddy's here
The real deal baby, the master of fear
When you see him coming down, stay away from the dark
Watch out for Freddy, he'll bust your heart

Three a.m. and Freddy's here
The real deal baby, the master of fear
When you see him coming down, stay away from the dark
Watch out for Freddy, he'll bust your heart

Thrillin'!
Young ones, old ones, yo mamas too
And if you don't watch out, I'm gonna thrill you too
So my advice to you is to...stay ready
'Cause you know who's back? Freddy!
You see my name is Freddy and I'm here to say
I'll wrap you up and take you all away!
So if you feel like your tired and ready for bed
Don't fall asleep or you'll wake up dead!

Three a.m. and Freddy's here
The real deal baby, the master of fear
When you see him coming down, stay away from the dark
Watch out for Freddy, he'll bust your heart

Three a.m. and Freddy's here
The real deal baby, the master of fear
When you see him coming down, stay away from the dark
Watch out for Freddy, he'll bust your heart

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Now I have a story that I'd like to tell
About this guy you all know he had me scared as hell
He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed
He's burnt up like a weenie and his name is Fred
He wears the same hat and sweater every single day
And even if it's hot outside he wears it anyway
He's home when I'm awake but he shows up when I sleep
I can't believe that there's a nightmare on my street
It was a Saturday evening if I remember it right
And we had just gotten back off tour last night
So the gang and I thought that it would be groovy
If we summoned up the posse and done rushed the movie
I got Angie Jeff got Tina
Ready Rock got some girl I'd never seen in my life
That was all right because the lady was chill
Then we dipped to the theater set to ill buggin cold havin a ball
Somethin about Elm st. was the movie we saw
The way it started was decent you know nuthin real fancy
About this homeboy named fred and this girl named nancy
But word when it was over I said yo that was def
And everything seemed all right when we left
But when I got home and laid down to sleep
That began the nightmare, but on my street
It was burning in my room like an oven
My bed soaked with sweat And man I was bugging
I checked the clock and it stopped at 12:30
It had melted it was so darn hot And I was thirsty
I wanted something cool to quench my thirst
I thought to myself yo this heat is the worst
But when I got downstairs I noticed something was wrong
I was home all alone but the tv was on
I thought nothin off it as I grabbed the remote
I pushed the power button and then I almost choked
When I heard this awful voice coming from behind It said,"You turned off David Letterman...now you must die!!"
Man, I ain't even wait to see who it was Broke inside my drawers and screamed, "So long, cuz"
Got halfway up the block I calmed down and stopped screaming Then thought, "Oh, I get it, I must be dreaming"
I strolled back home with a grin on my grill I think that since this is a dream I might as well get ill
I walked in the house, the Big Bad Fresh Prince
But Freddy killed all that noise real quick
he grabbed me by my neck and said "Here's what we'll do We gotta lotta work here, me and you The souls of your friends you and I will claim You've got the body and I've got the brain"
I said, "Yo Fred I think you got me all wrong I ain't partners with nobody with nails that long
Look, I'll be honest man, this team won't work The girls won't be on you, Fred, your face is all burnt"
Fred got mad and his head started steaming
But I thought what the hell im only dreamin
I said please leave Fred so I can get some sleep
But give me a call maybe we'll hang out next week
I patted him on the shoulder, said "thanks for stopping by"
then I opened up the door and said "take care guy"
he got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt
I laughed at first, then thought, "hold up, that hurt" It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was for real
I said, "Freddy, uh, pal, there's been an awful mistake here"
No further words and then I darted upstairs
Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed
Pulled the covers up over my head And said, "Oh please do something with Fred"
He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws
Tried to get me, but my alarm went off And then silence
It was a whole new day I thought, "Huh, I wasn't scared of him anyway"
Until I noticed those rips in my sheets
And that was proof that there had been a nightmare on my street

WOLVES!!

saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werewolves of London

If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Werewolves of London

He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Werewolves of London

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werewolves of London
Draw blood

Bing Crosby and the Chernobog

Gather 'round and I'll elucidate
What goes on outside when it gets late
Along about midnight the ghosts and banshees
They get together for their nightly jamboree
There's things with horns and saucer eyes
Some with fangs about this size
Some are fat and some are thin
And some don't even wear their skin
I'm telling you, brother, it's a frightful sight
To see what goes on Halloween night

When the spooks have a midnight jamboree
They break it up with fiendish glee
The ghosts are bad but the one that's cursed
Is the headless horseman; he's the worst
That's right, he's a fright on Halloween night

When he goes a joggin' 'cross the land
Holding his noggin in his hand
Demons take one look and groan
And they hit the road to parts unknown
Beware, take care he rides alone

And there's no spook like a spook that's spurned
They don't like him and he's really burned
He swears to the longest day he's dead
He'll show them that he can get a head

They say he's tired of his flaming top
He's got a yen to make a swap
So he rides one night each year
To find a head in the hollow here

He likes 'em little
He likes 'em big
Parted in the middle or a wig
Black or white or even red
The headless horseman needs a head

With a hip, hip and a clippity clop
He's out looking for a top to chop
So don't stop to figure out a plan
You can't reason with a headless man

Now if you doubt this tale is so
I met that spook just a year ago
Now I didn't stop for a second look
But made for the bridge that spans the brook
For once you've crossed that bridge, my friend
The ghost is through
His power ends

So when you're ridin' home tonight
Make for the bridge with all your might
He'll be down in the hollow there
He needs your head
Look out! Beware!

With a hip, hip and a clippity clop
He's out looking for a head to swap
So don't try to figure out a plan
You can't reason with a headless man

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A Couple of Houses

When the crypt goes creak,
And the tombstones quake.
Spooks come out for a swinging wake.
Happy haunts materialize,
And begin to vocalize.
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.

Now don't close your eyes,
And don't try to hide.
Or a silly spook may sit by your side.
Shrouded in a daft disguise,
They pretend to terrorize.
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.

As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree,
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree.
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes,
Start to shriek and harmonize.
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.

When you hear the knell of a requiem bell,
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell.
Restless bones etherialize,
Rise as spooks of every size.

If you would like to join our jamboree,
There's a simple rule that's compulsory.
Mortals pay a token fee.
Rest in peace, the haunting's free.
So hurry back, we would like your company.

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Dead Or Alive - Something In My House
by jpdc11

I am being haunted

It's four o'clock in the morning,
And I'm sitting on my stairs,
And there's bangin' round the bedroom,
Even though I know there's no-one there,
And I am here all by myself,
And you're somewhere else with someone else,
And I am being haunted by a love that isn't there

There is something in my house - my house,
It's just a ghost of the long long dead affair,
There is something in my house - my house,
I just keep a hearing you runnin' on up my stairs,
But you're not there

I am being haunted

I really gotta say it to ya,
Ya showed me a good time,
But for every minute that you spent laughin',
There were hours that I cried,
And I think about what might have been,
If I'd never meant that wicked way,
That my heart broke into pieces that midnight on Halloween

There is something in my house - my house,
It's just a ghost of the long long dead affair,
There is something in my house - my house,
I just keep a hearing you runnin' on up my stairs,
But you're not there

It's just a ghost of the long long dead affair,

There is something in my house - my house,

But you're not there

I am being haunted,

And I am here all by myself,
And you're somewhere else with someone else,
And I am being haunted by a love that isn't there

There is something in my house - my house,
It's just a ghost of the long long dead affair,
There is something in my house - my house,
I just keep a hearing you runnin' on up my stairs,
But you're not there

It's just a ghost of the long long dead affair,

There is something in my house - my house,
It's just a ghost of the long long dead affair,
There is something in my house - my house,
I just keep a hearing you runnin' on up my stairs,
But you're not there

It's just a ghost of the long long dead affair,

Devil's Food / Cake / Soup.

Video is from "The Nightmare". Different lyrics from the album. Pretty nifty, actually.

Alice Coopers Nightmare - Devils Food
by publicanimal9

Get ready for the lady
She's gonna be a treat
Simmer slightly 'till ready
Make her soft, too
Make her sweet

I kiss the tears off from your chest
I felt the poison fright that's in your breath
I knew your precious life and I know your death

I squeeze the love out of your soul
All the perfect love that's in your soul
You're just another spirit on parole

You are
Devil's food
You are
Devil's food
You are
Devil's food
You are
Devil's food

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"The Pie Incident"....even though it's cake.



Here, you can actually here the lyrics in this version:



Body
Body

Touched by the toil and plunged into his arm
Cursed through the night through eyes of alarm
A melody black flowed out of my breath
Searching for death, but bodies need rest

Body

Under the soil now waiting for worms
All that I feared is all that I've learned
All that I know is all that I think
Dead feelings are cool, down lower I sink, ah-hah

Bodies need rest, we all need our rest
Sleep an easy sleep ---rest ---rest
Bodies need their rest
We all need our rest
Sleep an easy sleep ---rest ---rest ---rest ---rest
But come back in the morning
Come back hard

Wake up
Wake up
Wake up
Wake up

Bodies

Clutching and biting my soul has caught on fire
My evil is now and I'm caught up in desire
Everything I'm living for is all that I am
Liking it and loving it that's all in the plan